Well it's about time! A "Wrecking Ball" parody is upon us! But there is not a naked faux-Miley. There's just a faux-Miley licking...everything. From the mailman, to a swing set, to a...woman's stomach? Yeah, it goes there. I'm not sure what to make of it other than we should have known this was bound to happen. I mean, you can't just lick sledgehammers and get away with it, right? Watch the video below!